One side of these mushrooms will not make you taller and the other side will not make you shorter, as happened to Alice during one of her adventures in Wonderland. Eating the entire mushroom, however, will make you very happy, and eating several will make you quite euphoric.
Prepare in advance:
Basil Pesto (see Sauces & Misc.)
Nutty Parm (see Sauces & Misc.) Be sure to keep extra on hand for use in lots of different dishes.